Will Torres be Chelsea's biggest flop of all time?

[DJ_Markstar]

Turns out that Torres cost more than our entire starting X1. Who got better value?

 

[ebouenolike]

BREAKING NEWS David Blaine's 40 day world record for doing nothing in a box has been broken by Fernando Torres

 

[GOONER1991]

Anyone know what the general consensus with Chelsea fans is regarding Torres?

 

[Bossa]

Surpassing Shevchenko will be almost impossible.

 

[viper_001]

Surpassing Shevchenko will be almost impossible.

Shevchenko scored in his first game, then scored on his league debut, going on to score 14 goals in his first season. Torres has gone 10 games without scoring so he's well on his way

 

[spartandre217]

I can only at the torres situation.

Truly truly terrible.

 

[OohtobeaGoonerGal]

<a class="postlink" href="http://hastorresscoredforchelsea.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://hastorresscoredforchelsea.com/</a>

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOZLEVgYh9o" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOZLEVgYh9o</a>
A vid of how his career at Chelsea has gone so far, slightly depressing as usually compilations are used to highlight a player, but there's not much to highlight since he's switched to blue.

As amusing as it is to see Chelsea's £50m splash not represent it's value, I do feel a tiny bit sorry for Fernando's predicament as when he was at Liverpool and playing like he actually enjoyed the sport, he was my favourite non-Arsenal striker in the EPL. But now he looks a shadow of himself and it's been ages since he's shown any of that spark, was terrible at the world cup too.

 

[Iloveyouarsenewenger]

Does anyone remember the song the Chelsea's official website people put up on youtube when Torres signed for them?

 

[spartandre217]

Torres is flat on his feet, no agility, no spring, no bounce, no sharpness.

Could be a number of things but he's soo languid these days

 

[Jasard]

Just needs a new season imo

 

[MAK 14]

The pressure of not having scored is getting to him I think, and as a result of it he is trying to over do things and is really trying too hard. Once he scores one the goals will start flowing for him again.

 

[DJ_Markstar]

Does anyone remember the song the Chelsea's official website people put up on youtube when Torres signed for them?

It was the tune "you're just too good to be true, can't take my eyes off of you" But with shocking lyrics.

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B5ftOV3FYA" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B5ftOV3FYA</a>

 

[ebouenolike]

Does anyone remember the song the Chelsea's official website people put up on youtube when Torres signed for them?

It was the tune "you're just too good to be true, can't take my eyes off of you" But with shocking lyrics.

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B5ftOV3FYA" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B5ftOV3FYA</a>" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

And even more shocking accents. The absolute ***** singing it attempts a Spanish accent, and it gets worse when he attempts a Scouse accent

 

[Y va marquer]

<a class="postlink" href="http://hastorresscoredforchelsea.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://hastorresscoredforchelsea.com/</a>

 

[qs]

He needs a rest. More to get his head sorted than anything else. A new manager in the summer and a few players in and out at Chelsea and I think he'll be a major threat again.

 

[redwhiteAustrian]

There's a new downloading tool called BitTorres. It's rubbish though - after 12 hours waiting you still don't get any success