MissyCRonaldo
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Anyone who receives or buys the Man Utd Magazine will be able to read, this, i found this an amusing laugh when reading through these reasons, i am not going to put all of them down, cos i'd be here all day, but here a is a select list which i found mostly amusing.
1. United won the league, fa cup and european cup treble. Arsenal talked about winning the treble thios seasons. There is a difference. A BIG ONE.
6. No United Manager has ever been dismissed after being found guiltyt of receiving transfer bungs from a disgraced Norwegian Agent. George Graham was.
9. Arsenal are offering the naming rights (and a chunk of their soul) for thier new stadium to the highest bidding company. May we suggest 'Claims Direct' - because thier myopic manager disputes everything
13. When Arsenal won the league at Sp**s, recently, the TV cameras showed the celebrating Gooners and a flag that mocked Sp**s (admittedly appalling) record of not winning the league.
It said "43 Years and Your Still waiting" . That's right, they spelt 'You're' incorrectly,
So thats why Tony Blair didn't want to send his kids to state schools in Islington.
19. Arsenal Fans are such an interesting bunch that they pass a rumour about a Carthorse being buried underneath the Clock End Stand. Don't they realise that Martin Keown is still alive and well??
20. Like for like, United trophy cabinet is significantly more impressive then Arsenals. United have won more league titles, more fa cups and more eurpean trophies. Arsenal won the Inter Cities Fairs Cup in 1970
32. United have a global outloook, and are continuously looking to expand their influence in places and distant as America and Asia, Arsenal have a regional outlook They refused the opportunity to play in America this summer, probably because they couldn't face playing somewhere that most people would associate their name with buttocks.
37. Nigel Winterburn. Enough Said.
38. If Arsenal's current pre-eminence is down to anything, then it's possibly because they have northern bloodlines. The founders of the club, were mostly northeners and Scots.
43. It's perhaps fitting that North London finest have the word 'Arse' in their name
44. ... and that they have a manager whose name starts with the same word, It's juvenile, but we like it.
49. In 1886, Arsenal's first trial match took place on a pitch with an open sewer running across it, Soon after, they played games on a former pig farm, but this groud frequently flooded so they moved to another ground - which backed onto a outfall sewer pipe. So that's what they mean about the Gunners having class.
NUFF SED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. United won the league, fa cup and european cup treble. Arsenal talked about winning the treble thios seasons. There is a difference. A BIG ONE.
6. No United Manager has ever been dismissed after being found guiltyt of receiving transfer bungs from a disgraced Norwegian Agent. George Graham was.
9. Arsenal are offering the naming rights (and a chunk of their soul) for thier new stadium to the highest bidding company. May we suggest 'Claims Direct' - because thier myopic manager disputes everything
13. When Arsenal won the league at Sp**s, recently, the TV cameras showed the celebrating Gooners and a flag that mocked Sp**s (admittedly appalling) record of not winning the league.
It said "43 Years and Your Still waiting" . That's right, they spelt 'You're' incorrectly,
So thats why Tony Blair didn't want to send his kids to state schools in Islington.
19. Arsenal Fans are such an interesting bunch that they pass a rumour about a Carthorse being buried underneath the Clock End Stand. Don't they realise that Martin Keown is still alive and well??
20. Like for like, United trophy cabinet is significantly more impressive then Arsenals. United have won more league titles, more fa cups and more eurpean trophies. Arsenal won the Inter Cities Fairs Cup in 1970
32. United have a global outloook, and are continuously looking to expand their influence in places and distant as America and Asia, Arsenal have a regional outlook They refused the opportunity to play in America this summer, probably because they couldn't face playing somewhere that most people would associate their name with buttocks.
37. Nigel Winterburn. Enough Said.
38. If Arsenal's current pre-eminence is down to anything, then it's possibly because they have northern bloodlines. The founders of the club, were mostly northeners and Scots.
43. It's perhaps fitting that North London finest have the word 'Arse' in their name
44. ... and that they have a manager whose name starts with the same word, It's juvenile, but we like it.
49. In 1886, Arsenal's first trial match took place on a pitch with an open sewer running across it, Soon after, they played games on a former pig farm, but this groud frequently flooded so they moved to another ground - which backed onto a outfall sewer pipe. So that's what they mean about the Gunners having class.
NUFF SED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
