ooooh a soon-to-be 30 year old on massive wages we should've bought 6 years ago but didn't?? Don't mind if I do, Sir!
The Bum Squad will be all for it as well!Barcelona: Hmmm how do we dump our trash?
Also Barcelona: Yeah of course. Let's call Arsenal, they go down for anything.
no way united will touch him. Cavani was free signing on short term deal. Any club who touch this guy will regret it big time. I wouldnt want him for free here.United bound? Seems like their kind of signing.
Barcelona: Hmmm how do we dump our trash?
Also Barcelona: Yeah of course. Let's call Arsenal, they go down for anything.
Mate, he earns 600k/week. Basically double our top-earner. He would also cost a bomb with no resale value. 'depending on price' is a condition we can't (nor should we want to) overcome.Depending on price.
Depending on price. Might be smart business, in particular, because of his movement. We lack movement in and around the box. Also, he doesn't lose the ball+ he's a great finisher + decent work ethic + winner + 5 good years.
We have great creative passers in MØ, SAKA, ESR. we lack runs.
I would play him as number 9. Again, for his runs without the ball is great. Sell auba+laca.
In fairness, we take Barca's younglings and Henry aside, we give them our high quality rubbish. Don't want Griezmann.Barca to Chelsea: Hey guys to do you want Griezmann?
Chelsea: No he's too old now, but I know a team that always takes our old trash, maybe they'd take yours too!