No I haven't, that is an imposter VaVaVoom. This is the real one. Anyway, I used to go to the same school as Lee Johnson, that lad from Yeovil who scored the dodgy hatrick last week. Plus a couple of lads who play for Canvey Island. One of my teachers used to play for grimsby, another played for Cambridge and another's brother for Sheffield Wed. I once played in a schools final at age 16 against Luke Chadwick. We were 3-1 up with 2 mins to go, he scored twice to make it 3-3, then we lost 5-0 in the reply. Gutted.