Edu’s Relentless Transfer Targets: January 2023

[yorch44]

For him I don’t think so. French league is too physical for him imo

But we can't loan him to women PL... Unless he goes and make public he feels like a women trapped in a joke footballer body.

 

[DUFFMAN]

I do love what we're doing with the squad and who can complain as we're top of the league, but not going for Guimaraes when he was available still irks me (and let's be honest, he would have come)

Would have been the perfect signing in so many different ways

He seems a bit of a hot head and troublesome.

Can see he might not suit Arteta.

 

[Sapient Hawk]

Since El-Neny's injury has forced our hand to reinforce our midfield, not to mention that we have advocates for both Moises Caicedo & Declan Rice.

I think the first 5 seconds of the attached video below gives us the answer, Advanced Cybernetics!!


Why settle for Moises Caicedo or Declan Rice when we can have Declan Caicedo?!!

I wouldn't advise us anyone watching to go further than the 5 seconds though as it involves spontaneously detaching monster horns, futuristic drill planes & dinosaur-powered tornados. Your lives certainly won't be the same again

 

[yorch44]

Garage sale anyone? I would take Di Maria, Paredes and Rabiot. Those are the only players that could add something to our squad. Chiesa as good as he was, carrying that injury is risky for any club. Ask Jack how he couldn't get a team later in his career after us sadly.

 

[yorch44]

Since El-Neny's injury has forced our hand to reinforce our midfield, not to mention that we have advocates for both Moises Caicedo & Declan Rice.

I think the first 5 seconds of the attached video below gives us the answer, Advanced Cybernetics!!


We settle for Moises Caicedo or Declan Rice when we can have Declan Caicedo?!!

I wouldn't advise us anyone watching to go further than the 5 seconds though as it involves spontaneously detaching monster horns, futuristic drill planes & dinosaur-powered tornados. Your lives certainly won't be the same again

Well, my life won't be the same certainly. It's like Power rangers, anime and one Arab commentator had an orgy.

 

[Sapient Hawk]

Well, my life won't be the same certainly. It's like Power rangers, anime and one Arab commentator had an orgy.

That's my childhood you're ruining, man!! Why can't this f*cking forum keep anything G rated anymore?

 

[lomekian]

He's had an ACL surgery, I would say its a risk buying him rn, don't believe we're after him either way.

Marc Overmars worked out ok...

 

[Batman]

Garage sale anyone? I would take Di Maria, Paredes and Rabiot. Those are the only players that could add something to our squad. Chiesa as good as he was, carrying that injury is risky for any club. Ask Jack how he couldn't get a team later in his career after us sadly.
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I like Turner but we should bring Chesney home. Man loves a penalty save.

 

[TH14shahriar]

Marc Overmars worked out ok...

Look at Van Dijk, Reus, Bellerin. The only thing I say is that it's a risk, nothing more.

 

[Malky]

Can’t believe there is a club stupid enough to want Lokonga and we have to keep him.

 

[Nunowoolmez]

Sorry to derail the boardgame thread...

 

[bergholt]

Garage sale anyone? I would take Di Maria, Paredes and Rabiot. Those are the only players that could add something to our squad. Chiesa as good as he was, carrying that injury is risky for any club. Ask Jack how he couldn't get a team later in his career after us sadly.
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IMO Rabiot is about as good as Elneny, a couple of years younger though I guess.

 

[Farzad Stoned]

Then we shoulda pay that for Guimaraes or Douglas Costa, both better and one PL proven. But we didn't and now are we going to pay that for a worse player? Sounds bad to me

Guimares was half this money and better than Bland as Rice. Perfect example of how Rice is at least 100 percent overpriced. He isn’t even a big goal scorer to say you are taking a risk on a guy who can get hot and singlehandedly win you the league in a flurry of goals. A 6 is important because we play with two attacking midfielders, but there are do many as good or better players for less money. Guimares is perfect examples

 

[OnlyOne]

Someone give me updates on transfers not ****ing talking about cuisines idiots. I’m so upset.

Mods are lazy.

 

[TH14shahriar]

Someone give me updates on transfers not ****ing talking about cuisines idiots. I’m so upset.

Mods are lazy.

No updates, but if there are, I'll keep you updated. I'm in the f5 squad don't worry.

 

[ArsenesCoatMaker]

Someone give me updates on transfers not ****ing talking about cuisines idiots. I’m so upset.

Mods are lazy.

To update Jakob will be our last signing this window. This is now the middle eastern food thread. To be clear any mentioning of Rice will not be about Declan but about Pilau

 

[SA Gunner]

Folks, the food discussion has been moved to the general thread.

You cant have us stressing and hungry at the same time FFS.

 

[Sammy1887]

To update Jakob will be our last signing this window. This is now the middle eastern food thread. To be clear any mentioning of Rice will not be about Declan but about Pilau

TBF that is upto @Diesel to decide.

 

[Sapient Hawk]

To update Jakob will be our last signing this window. This is now the middle eastern food thread. To be clear any mentioning of Rice will not be about Declan but about Pilau

Now THIS is my kind of transfer thread

 

[Sanchez11]

Time to lock it all up until deadline day, they aint giving Todd anything.