Edu’s Relentless Transfer Targets: January 2023

[Taylor Gang Gunners]

Just noticed now that this graphic is the A-M chessboard too as it has 8x8 pieces (users).

I hope @Heskey will explain his ideas behind this 32D galaxy brain mystery

@Furious as light king, @Yousif Arsenal as light queen
@Rasmi as dark king and @say yes as dark queen

Moving sideways:
Bishops: @sergio_giorgini @Nacho vs. @Oxeki and @GoonerJeeves
Knights: @farzad4daarse @A__G vs. @Tosker and @celestis
Rooks: @drippin @Makingtrax vs. @krackpot @Jasard
Pawns: @DJ_Markstar @Batman @hydrofluoric acid @ExtjExhtts @lomekian @Lady_Gooner @Toby and @2Smokeyy vs.
@field442 @Xln @Taylor Gang Gunners @Camron @bingobob @rich 1990 @samspade and @Jury

Okay so I wasn’t gonna do it but…

Why am I a pawn?!

 

[grange]

Okay so I wasn’t gonna do it but…

Why am I a pawn?!

Every pawn say yeh?

 

[Clrnc]

Nah me too. My mates super high on him but he reminds me too much of Illaramendi and he never reached the heights I thought he would. I'm not crazy about Rice either even though he's the popular option. Tbh the ones I like for the 6 role are young IMO so there's still cons. Lavia, Onana etc. They're the ones that move me the most.

Agree but it also depends whether we want to strengthen the 6 or 8.

Caicedo is my dream signing. Spend the 75m for Mudryk on him let's go

 

[OnlyOne]

Scouting Diaby, will get back to you with my results.

 

[Red London]

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Sensing high levels of cuckery in this one.

 

[El Duderino]

Never trust a Basque midfielder unless they’re already world class like Xabi Alonso.

So many guys like Herrera, Merino and Illaramendi you think are going to boss it but never really do once they leave the region.

 

[Heskey]

Just noticed now that this graphic is the A-M chessboard too as it has 8x8 pieces (users).

I hope @Heskey will explain his ideas behind this 32D galaxy brain mystery

@Furious as light king, @Yousif Arsenal as light queen
@Rasmi as dark king and @say yes as dark queen

Moving sideways:
Bishops: @sergio_giorgini @Nacho vs. @Oxeki and @GoonerJeeves
Knights: @farzad4daarse @A__G vs. @Tosker and @celestis
Rooks: @drippin @Makingtrax vs. @krackpot @Jasard
Pawns: @DJ_Markstar @Batman @hydrofluoric acid @ExtjExhtts @lomekian @Lady_Gooner @Toby and @2Smokeyy vs.
@field442 @Xln @Taylor Gang Gunners @Camron @bingobob @rich 1990 @samspade and @Jury

I always suspected @rich 1990 was a pawn albeit an oblivious one to the grand scheme of things.

@Heskey continues to uncover the deeper mysteries of AM

Wtf.

I did not realize it was a chessboard layout actually, my God, what have I (and you @albakos) started here.
Listing the people who were placed as "pawns" on the board.

Mods on A-M really do try to incite chaos on here.

 

[Heskey]

Okay so I wasn’t gonna do it but…

Why am I a pawn?!

 

[albakos]

Wtf.

I did not realize it was a chessboard layout actually, my God, what have I (and you @albakos) started here.
Listing the people who were placed as "pawns" on the board.

Mods on A-M really do try to incite chaos on here.

Bro, you should be happy I chose the top-down chessboard layout.

Because if I'd chosen the left-right chessboard layout, you'd probably be quickly making it to to A-M Gulag as 3 mods in @A__G @Toby and @celestis would be listed as pawns of @GDeep™.

 

[hydrofluoric acid]

Okay so I wasn’t gonna do it but…

Why am I a pawn?!

Learn about chess.

"Pawns are the soul of the game. They alone create attack and defense, the way they are deployed decides the fate of the game." - Philidor

Don't play Philidor's defense though.

 

[Heskey]

Bro, you should be happy I chose the top-down chessboard layout.

Because if I'd chosen the left-right chessboard layout, you'd probably be quickly making it to to A-M Gulag as 3 mods in @A__G @Toby and @celestis would be listed as pawns of @GDeep™.

Personally I'd have gone with the left-right chessboard layout.

@MaraDon being @El Duderino's queen is a beautiful thing as well.

 

[daron christie]

Like I said Caicedo will be a automatic stater for Chelsea but no here

 

[dashsnow17]

Chiesa is dog **** and barely plays football.

Wtf are you on about, Chiesa is really good and was injured for ages, scored an absolute banger on his first game back.

 

[Farzad Stoned]

I like what i have been hearing that they recognize they must add a midfielder in January. Thankfully they aren’t d.cking around this January like they did last, thankfully it seems that painful lesson was learned

 

[Sanchez11]

We have literally Lokonga if Partey goes down as it stands.

 

[OnlyOne]

Wtf are you on about, Chiesa is really good and was injured for ages, scored an absolute banger on his first game back.

Guys always injured.

 

[Heskey]

Wtf are you on about, Chiesa is really good and was injured for ages, scored an absolute banger on his first game back.

Yeah Chiesa is big time. He does everything. Skillful, clever, great dribbler, pacey, workhorse, a snakebite kind of strike too.

 

[Sapient Hawk]

"yeah yeah excellent distributor" it says disruptor bro, you really said "sign him up" without finishing even the first two lines of text in a tweet

It's an Arsenal transfer window, Jonesy & on the Happines Index, it falls firmly within the "Earth Ratio". Basically 70% disappointment & 30% bullshit but we'll take it.

If the first line doesn't don't say "Insert player named" has signed, I'll starting taking creative liberties from the second sentence onward

 

[dashsnow17]

Guys always injured.

He had one big injury yeah, doesn’t invalidate his whole career.

 

[TH14shahriar]

He had one big injury yeah, doesn’t invalidate his whole career.

He's had an ACL surgery, I would say its a risk buying him rn, don't believe we're after him either way.