Let's all laugh at Man Utd: Istanbald

[Jury]

I think we're more realistic about our players.

I think we are, which has always made my piss boil whenever I've heard oppo fans call us deluded. We must be the least deluded bunch of knobs in football. Well, apart from the Özil sect.

 

[Jury]

and btw, United apparently about to hire Rio Ferdinand as their Sporting Director

https://www.transfermarkt.de/kriter...suche-nach-transferstrategen/view/news/334849

I knew they'd be a source of entertainment for a good while.

I like Rio, but jesus... Struggling to see how he manages the leap from really good pundit to sporting director of Manchester United.

 

[A_G]

this is too good, could never have imagined it working out this way

 

[GDeep™]

this is too good, could never have imagined it working out this way

Another who played the best football of his career under Wenger. Makes you wonder.

 

[A_G]

Another who played the best football of his career under Wenger. Makes you wonder.

Wenger didn't seem that bothered about letting him go last January, he probably saw this coming.

 

[<<reed>>]

this is too good, could never have imagined it working out this way

 

[GDeep™]

Wenger didn't seem that bothered about letting him go last January, he probably saw this coming.

Never had much choice, Sanchez had run his deal down and we had to salvage any fee.

Think he would’ve performed better had he stayed here.

 

[A_G]

Never had much choice, Sanchez had run his deal down and we had to salvage any fee.

Think he would’ve performed better had he stayed here.

Looked in decline towards the end of his time here tbf

 

[al-Ustaadh]

this is too good, could never have imagined it working out this way

Wonder where he'll go?

 

[Tir Na Nog]

Having a Copa America every single year in order to try and get Messi an international trophy probably ruined Alexis. Pretty sure he ended up coming back early by the start of the following seasons too.

 

[A_G]

Wonder where he'll go?

Been linked with Inter recently

 

[GDeep™]

Özil leading Emery to a trophy in his first year while Utd are paying to get rid of Sanchez.

Makes you wonder.

 

[<<reed>>]

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

Ffs he already looking like worse than moyes

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

Imagine having 200M to spend and you come up with these stuff.

 

[Dennis_Bergkamp_10]

Fantastic news. Solskjaer's appointment feels like #mufc at last reconnecting with the ethos of the Ferguson era: pride in the shirt, teamwork, hunger, never giving up, being bold. It's the commitment to attack, to youth, to pace, to width, to glory. #olesatthewheel

 

[A_G]

Good ebening @Furious

Good point away from home.

Send Alexis and his dogs to China

Clearout time.

Pogba first.

I think under Pep and a good fitness team Phil Jones would be the best defender in the league.

Prefer playing on a Thursday anyway

This is as bad as it was under Moyes. It might even be worse

An embarrassment.

I think I hate every single player at the club.

They're all low quality fecking losers.

My sincere apologies to Mourinho. This team is the worst we have ever had in modern times.

Ole needs to go, everyone's papering over cracks the only reason we had a run of decent form is because of the influence of Pogba. Performances since Ole has arrived has been abysmal. Ole would never have got the job given our recent form.

Positives: I opted out of the UEFA league games next year with my season ticket so will save some cash.

That is all

Negatives: We now have to play on Sunday most weeks next year which means I can’t go for a drink after most games due to hangovers on a Monday.

We’re ****.

Terrible. Think ole will be gone after 15 games next season.

Sack the cnut, he hasn't got a tune out of these lot for a couple of months now.

No different to Jose..... do we really want to give this guy 300m? So he can find a partner for Ashley Young at CB? I have no faith in this guy as a coach. He might know what type of player we should sign in the summer. But that doesn't make him a good football manager.

He passed the audition but failed his probation period. feck him off purely because he doesn't have a style of play besides run fast on the counter. A watered down Man United approach.

I’m extremely excited for the future.

Can’t wait going into next season knowing we have Jones, Smalling and Young on board.

And Ole’s at the wheel

Who the hell is gonna come and play for Ole while we are in the Europa League unless its for money? We are going nowhere.

Unfortunately, Ole's at the wheel of a hearse.

Ole's at the wheel.......God, how i hate that songs now

 

[BobP]

Only likeable Manure player.

 

[<<reed>>]

Only likeable Manure player.

Jose has done it again, hasn't he?

 

[Tir Na Nog]