Paul Pogba: Pogbanned

[Batman]

Bloody hell, I'm so innocent. Never in a million years would have believed this was happening!

It's happening in every sport. The masking agents are always ahead of the tests.

 

[Dokaka]

It's happening in every sport. The masking agents are always ahead of the tests.

Ironically the UFC were probably the best in the world in terms of testing with their USADA partnership, and what did they do? Abandoned the partnership because it kept ****ing up events with the amount of positive tests Says everything really.

 

[TH14shahriar]

Is it Pogover?

Nah he's Pogdone bro

 

[Synical]

There are players in our squad who look like they might have had some chemical help to be doing what they're doing at the intensity they're doing it.

Hmmm, so now I'm trying to think who you might be talking about

 

[Trilly]

Bloody hell, I'm so innocent. Never in a million years would have believed this was happening!

Luckily football isn’t just about physical attributes as much as say something like running.

Let them dope imo (most of them are anyway).

 

[Trilly]

Hmmm, so now I'm trying to think who you might be talking about

Ødegaard stands out if Bernado silva stands out.

Could argue Saka as well as he literally never gets injured and looks to have packed on muscle in recent months.

Honestly they all might be, ‘recovery shakes’ and all that.

 

[outlawz]

If you believe Pep is doping then you better believe that every top team is.

No way it’s not widespread with the amount of money that there is in football.

Would be typical fan think, all of those pesky bastards are doping, except my virtuous virgin beloved football club. My club is not a whore, she's a Madonna. Except, she's getting railed every day at work by the kitchen staff. Not sure where I'm going with this.

 

[Synical]

Ødegaard stands out if Bernado silva stands out.

Could argue Saka as well as he literally never gets injured and looks to have packed on muscle in recent months.

Honestly they all might be, ‘recovery shakes’ and all that.

No, no, Saka is a good god-fearing boy. I'm going to wash your mouth out with soap!

 

[2Smokeyy]

Really?

I do love a conspiracy theory. I wouldn't put it past those oily bastards

Re-watch the game if you can manage to find it and you’ll know what I’m talking about. It wasn’t specifically on the distance covered but it just didn’t look normal at all. The lad was going full tilt with 3 games in 8 days during that festive season and he pretty much played the full game in all 3.



He smashed his own record within months. Something definitely seemed off especially against that Liverpool side who were on the inhalers.

 

[Keplaz]

There are players in our squad who look like they might have had some chemical help to be doing what they're doing at the intensity they're doing it.

I was waiting for this. Some of those guys look really amped, especially after going to Salt Bae's restaurant.

 

[Batman]

Hmmm, so now I'm trying to think who you might be talking about

Ødegaard stands out if Bernado silva stands out.

Could argue Saka as well as he literally never gets injured and looks to have packed on muscle in recent months.

Honestly they all might be, ‘recovery shakes’ and all that.

@Trilly got it spot on here. I was talking about Ødegaard. He had nowhere near this engine when he arrived. He presses like a demon for 90 minutes and barely looks fussed at the end. I'm not sure about Saka, though. I think that's just more the case of him being at an age where you fill out naturally and also having now almost 5 years of absolute top class 1st team physio work.

 

[Trilly]

@Trilly got it spot on here. I was talking about Ødegaard. He had nowhere near this engine when he arrived. He presses like a demon for 90 minutes and barely looks fussed at the end. I'm not sure about Saka, though. I think that's just more the case of him being at an age where you fill out naturally and also having now almost 5 years of absolute top class 1st team physio work.

Thing is, if one player in the team does it, I think they all do. Programmes tailored to their specific needs maybe.

In 99% of cases I'm sure it's coming from the club, so why Ødegaard and not Saka for example.

 

[Batman]

Thing is, if one player in the team does it, I think they all do. Programmes tailored to their specific needs maybe.

In 99% of cases I'm sure it's coming from the club, so why Ødegaard and not Saka for example.

Because Saka was strong as a teenager and Ødegaard used to get blown over by a strong gust of wind. I get what you're saying but I also feel like there are some players who really don't need it and some cases where the difference is much more stark than something that can just be explained by regular development.

 

[El Duderino]

more like Pogbye

(...) *ahem*

 

[Synical]

Re-watch the game if you can manage to find it and you’ll know what I’m talking about. It wasn’t specifically on the distance covered but it just didn’t look normal at all. The lad was going full tilt with 3 games in 8 days during that festive season and he pretty much played the full game in all 3.

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He smashed his own record within months. Something definitely seemed off especially against that Liverpool side who were on the inhalers.

That's crazy. I'm intrigued! I tried to find the match but can only find highlights which don't really highlight him.

 

[Synical]

I think Saka is just a robust teenager.

Edit: keep forgetting he's not a teenager. Just a robust young man

 

[A_G]

They should invent PED’s that’ll get Foden to turn up for a big game every now and then.

 

[Riou]

Feel like everyone does this to be honest, it just shows a strong mindset and will to win.

Put it this way...would you rather be a winner like Lance Armstrong, or Tottenham Hotspur football club?

 

[GDeep™]

They should invent PED’s that’ll get Foden to turn up for a big game every now and then.

Better give it to the whole of our squad then as he’s got a better record in the big games than all our boys.

 

[Riou]

Anyone...

Gdeep... "Well let me tell you how **** Arsenal are, brother!"