Arteta’s half time team talk:
Arteta: You have ignored all my instructions. All the stuff we worked on this week - all gone down the drain
Gabriel: Boss, we’re winning
Arteta: *throws his water bottle on the floor* How many time do I have to tell you dweebs - football is not about winning or losing. It’s about philosophy, it’s about process.
Gabriel: But we don’t win when we do that ****
Arteta: You don’t win because I don’t have the players. I don’t have the support of the fans vs the supporters. Too many injuries. Anyway, the Board said it’s ok I can win in 3 years.
Gabriel: But we’re winning
Arteta: *hands on forhead* it’s a fluke. You didn’t follow my process.