Farzad Stoned
Self-appointed Deprogrammer for the Cult of Mik 🟥
Country: USA
Player:Havertz
Felix signs for Chelsea instead of Arsenal gets immediately sent off and misses like half his spell there. Boehly pays 100m for meep-meep zionist and he faces a ban for rapping on tiktok
Arteta banged some *serious* juj last summer. Don't know who he sacrificed but even our ineptitude in the market can't stand between us and the title ffs
Man sold his soul to devil and is born again, i for one am all for it if said deal with the Prince of Darkness gets us league. Cancelo even bounced from City in a dust up. They got worry about Ake getting hurt as much as we got to worry about Partey