Mate, let's all laugh at Tottenham!

[Let's play Aubamawang]

Sherwood topping the list for most points per game is the most embarrassing stat I've ever seen

Hardly a surprise. I can only imagine how those idiots feel knowing that three of their best managers were Gooners: Sherwood, Redknapp, and Graham. Do you think they sleep at night? They are very bitter down Seven Sisters.

 

[Camron]

Man got a resume like he only scores in training.

 

[A_G]

 

[Hjalmaar]

Think now's a good time to take a trip down memory lane to when wiggy was confirmed. Many were scared ****less, not least our beloved and always miserable duck (who then wore a tiger suit)

Mate, let's all laugh at Tottenham!

Yeah it was obvious, I had said he got Unai'd. Not elite, but I don't think he's a b*m manager and I am certain Nuno is better than Arteta. It's weird how he was close to joining Palace, then Everton before finally ending up at Sp**s.

arsenal-mania.com

 

[Sapient Hawk]

The side that saw him pipped by Lille to the Ligue 1 title, with PSG's muscle at his back, is watching this with extreme apprehension. The side that doesn't care about trophies is ecstatic

 

[Fabregasm]

Man got a resume like he only scores in training.

But he has more Audi Cup than Messi and Ronaldo combined!

 

[UpTheGunnerz]

Audi cup clear of dusty World Cup

 

[A_G]

During one meeting with a fringe member of the squad and his representative to discuss his lack of game-time, both were shown video footage of the dugouts during a home match. In the video, Conte called for a substitution. The player took 96 seconds to adjust their boots and shin pads, strip down and prove ready to be introduced. They were then shown an example where Perisic was ready in just seven seconds. This was used as evidence that the player was not yet at Conte's required level.

 

[Riou]

Mate, let's all laugh at Tottenham!

Yeah it was obvious, I had said he got Unai'd. Not elite, but I don't think he's a b*m manager and I am certain Nuno is better than Arteta. It's weird how he was close to joining Palace, then Everton before finally ending up at Sp**s.

arsenal-mania.com

Can't believe my boy Arteta is gonna see off Mourinho and Conte as Sp**s managers, while winning more trophies than both.

Nice!

Spoiler

 

[Sapient Hawk]

Spoiler

FS! I'm pleased as well! But because I'm not local I'll be derided for it.

Brexit has a lot to answer for

 

[GoonerJeeves]

Four managers in four years

 

[jones]

Taking close to two minutes to get ready is a pisstake to be fair.

Also that's 1000% Richarlison

 

[Sapient Hawk]

Taking close to two minutes to get ready is a pisstake to be fair.

Also that's 1000% Richarlison

To be fair, finding a reputable sports apparel manufacturer who will, not only not laugh & hang up, but also fulfill the request to design Pigeon-specific socks is a chore in itself.

 

[jones]

To be fair, finding a reputable sports apparel manufacturer who will, not only not laugh & hang up, but also fulfill the request to design Pigeon-specific socks is a chore in itself.

Conte telling Richarlison to get ready to be subbed on

 

[lamby22]

The Guardian ripping the piss out of them now

Antonio has joined the chat: group therapy for departed Spurs managers | Jonathan Liew

WhatsApp group where Daniel Levy’s former employees discuss his wine gum obsession and sketchy transfer policy

www.theguardian.com

 

[Batman]

In equally relevant news, I remain interested in Rihanna.

 

[avenellroad]

It is pretty hilarious how they started the season bullish about their chances for the title. Had their best start to a season ever and even now are in a decent position to finish top 4.

They are now crying about there being no process or planning there when they made their bed buying the likes of Perisic and Richarlison. It’s their absolute bitterness at us playing the best football in the league with the youngest squad and in a position to win the league. As the old saying goes…‘It’s the eestory of the Tottenham’…

 

[Sapient Hawk]

In equally relevant news, I remain interested in Rihanna.

Her press secretary just told me you've got a big chance.

She had her eye on @Riou but he said she had a pretty strange forehead, which she took badly.

 

[ArsenesCoatMaker]

In equally relevant news, I remain interested in Rihanna.

I used to post on a boxing forum and 1 of the posters was very proud that his boxing gym buddy got to be Rihanna's romantic interest in the music video of 'We found love'

 

[Batman]

Her press secretary just told me you've got a big chance.

She had her eye on @Riou but he said she had a pretty strange forehead, which she took badly.

In the immortal words of Jay-Z, "What's better than 1 billionaire? Two." She could come up with a special line of Fenty cosmetics to cover the bruises I leave on criminals every night.