Richard '****' Law

[BobP]

Is Richard '****' Law a real person?

I have never seen him or heard from him, ever. It's odd because he is apparently our chief contract negotiator and you would think that somebody holding such a position would be more prominent.

What I'm trying to say is has anybody ever found any photos of him or read interviews he's done? because as it stands he's a bit of an unseen character meaning he is "heard of, but never heard from".

 

[Monstar-Gunn4r]

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there he is

 

[Jury]

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You know you're only going to be let down when you're able to put a face to the name, Bob

All I can say is he's tall, dark, and he's a man of few words, but with amazing powers of persuasion.

 

[cannonade]

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there he is

The green monster kinda looks like Suarez. Who's the other guy? FIFA?

 

[Rain Dance]

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You know you're only going to be let down when you're able to put a face to the name, Bob

All I can say is he's tall, dark, and he's a man of few words, but with amazing powers of persuasion.

Sign here, Fool!

 

[AnthonyG]

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I have never seen him or heard from him, ever. It's odd because he is apparently our chief contract negotiator and you would think that somebody holding such a position would be more prominent.

Well, have you ever signed a contract with AFC? Thought so.

#casesolved

 

[bingobob]

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**** Law is a man made to allow Arsenal fans to tell scary stories to their kids.

"But dad I dont wanna eat my green vegetables"

"Say that again and **** Law will come make you sign a contract"

"But dad nobody has ever seen **** Law"

"Yes son, and you dont want to be the first"

 

[BobP]

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**** Law is a man made to allow Arsenal fans to tell scary stories to their kids.

"But dad I dont wanna eat my green vegetables"

"Say that again and **** Law will come make you sign a contract"

"But dad nobody has ever seen **** Law"

"Yes son, and you dont want to be the first"

 

[darkgunner]

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It's Wenger's alter ego, to avoid any prejudice during transfer deals, he wears a prosthetic mask to conceal his real identity. Also he changes his behaviour to a hardened negotiator rather than his usual mr nice guy. His presence alone was enough to intimidate Perez into selling Özil to us.

 

[Rex Stone]

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You know you're only going to be let down when you're able to put a face to the name, Bob

All I can say is he's tall, dark, and he's a man of few words, but with amazing powers of persuasion.

Too true, I remember after years of having Steve Rowley as the best scout on the FM games, thought I'd have a look at the man who found me Eddie Johnson and Cherno Samba.

I was disappointed...

 

[GunnerGetYah]

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I reckon Law is actually a super hot woman who nobody can say no to. Goes in wearing a headscarf to hide her true beauty and is a specialist in getting things done fast. Only hold up comes from Wenger trying to make up his mind!

 

[Bigbludfire]

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I'm starting to think this guy is like a mix of Jorge Mendes, Uncle Phil and James Bond. Who is this God? He's just about to pull off Ospina and Chambers for low to reasonable fees in quick fashion like it's nothing. I'm starting to come round to the idea that his mystery is part of his negotiation technique in seducing all these clubs, the sly gazelle like creature.

 

[Suave Gooner89]

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I'm convinced Di*k Law is David Dein's alias.

 

[BobP]

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I'm convinced Di*k Law is David Dein's alias.

That is a good call.

 

[AnthonyG]

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So now he's an awesome magician, but a season or two ago he was a **** and told to GTFO along with Wenger, Gazidis, and Kroenke. ****ing hilarious. And, no, I don't get tired of being right.

 

[entropy13]

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AS USArsenal said, Richard Law is merely Arsène Wenger's pheromones.

 

[celestis]

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So now he's an awesome magician, but a season or two ago he was a **** and told to GTFO along with Wenger, Gazidis, and Kroenke. ******* hilarious. And, no, I don't get tired of being right.

 

[Bigbludfire]

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So now he's an awesome magician, but a season or two ago he was a **** and told to GTFO along with Wenger, Gazidis, and Kroenke. ******* hilarious. And, no, I don't get tired of being right.

I think people just thought it was Gazidis who was ****ing everything up. When he doesn't even sign players :|

 

[TheLoneFalcon]

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Always liked Gazidis, he's become invaluable now imo. One can only speculate without knowing more about Law's influence.

 

[musicmonkey]

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So now he's an awesome magician, but a season or two ago he was a **** and told to GTFO along with Wenger, Gazidis, and Kroenke. ******* hilarious. And, no, I don't get tired of being right.

I think people just thought it was Gazidis who was ******* everything up. When he doesn't even sign players :|

Tbf our commercial deals were utter **** for a period where he seemingly didn't do much bar pick up a cheque at the end of the season. Seems to have gotten the ball rolling now though, quite a few new secondary commercial deals and partners etc plus tying up the Emirates and Puma deals nicely.

As for transfers no one really knew who the **** was in charge of transfers so everyone got blamed. Ironic to see Wenger sat on a beach most of the summer after all the **** he was given