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Country: USA
Player:Havertz
Farzad enjoying himself in a hot tub after a resounding victory
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Draft CL Draft Results Discussion Thread
- Thread starter Rex Stone
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Country: USA
Player:Havertz
Farzad enjoying himself in a hot tub after a resounding victory
Country: England
Country: England
Finishing 2nd in the league in these conditions una.
Country: Kosova
Player:Saka
Brilliant work @Rex Bezos 
Although it was unfortunate that the majority of us were offline at the time, reading the commentary as the matchdays progressed was fantastic.
Although it was unfortunate that the majority of us were offline at the time, reading the commentary as the matchdays progressed was fantastic.
The ratings are created by Americans of course you'd have the advantage. Now go enjoy your celebratory w*nk into your hot tub
pigge
#Pigge #Equality
Player:Martinelli
What a rush in the morning! excellent work @Rex Bezos.
My team is the hottest and coldest team. Ffs. 5 in a row into 0 wins in 5.
Need to give them chocolate and dinner after a loss or something.
Don't know who said it, but the team seems to need some dawg in it.
If possible i'd like to change formation for the brackets, to surprise teams. I've sent a DM to the official
My team is the hottest and coldest team. Ffs. 5 in a row into 0 wins in 5.
Need to give them chocolate and dinner after a loss or something.
Don't know who said it, but the team seems to need some dawg in it.
If possible i'd like to change formation for the brackets, to surprise teams. I've sent a DM to the official
Country: Scotland
@Rex Bezos incredible work.
Hung onto 4th place I now I just need a quarter final knock out to complete the ultimate Arsenal season.
God bless Messi being incredible at everything except penalties.
Hung onto 4th place I now I just need a quarter final knock out to complete the ultimate Arsenal season.
God bless Messi being incredible at everything except penalties.
Country: Scotland
Needs more warning labels
Farzad enjoying himself in a hot tub after a resounding victory
Country: South Africa
Player:Nketiah
Interesting results so far.
@Rex Bezos we'd like to make a formation change, moving from the 343 to a 433 shape. So that means Blind drops to the bench with Marcelo coming in and us lining up as below.
Henry---Schevchenko---Suarez
------De Bruyne-----Xavi
---------------Kante
Marcelo--Silva-----Lucio----Kimmich
--------------Buffon
We do have a few questions though.
1. What is the rating for Rooney instead of Suarez on the right of our frontline? Specifically in comparison to Suarez there. We would want Rooney upfront, but if Suarez is rated higher, then I think its best you leave him there.
2. Are you able to give the simulation instructions? Or does the simulation use data from how these players play. Eg, does Kimmich invert to give us a "defensive box" with Marcelo joining an "attacking six" in our attacking shape?
@Rex Bezos we'd like to make a formation change, moving from the 343 to a 433 shape. So that means Blind drops to the bench with Marcelo coming in and us lining up as below.
Henry---Schevchenko---Suarez
------De Bruyne-----Xavi
---------------Kante
Marcelo--Silva-----Lucio----Kimmich
--------------Buffon
We do have a few questions though.
1. What is the rating for Rooney instead of Suarez on the right of our frontline? Specifically in comparison to Suarez there. We would want Rooney upfront, but if Suarez is rated higher, then I think its best you leave him there.
2. Are you able to give the simulation instructions? Or does the simulation use data from how these players play. Eg, does Kimmich invert to give us a "defensive box" with Marcelo joining an "attacking six" in our attacking shape?
Player:Tomiyasu
Interesting my stupid team dominates every match but don't win. Sim hates me
Country: England
FC Suaga Ultra's are disgusted.
Country: England
Interesting my stupid team dominates every match but don't win. Sim hates me
Hearing in the sim, young Giggs is shagging all his all star teammates wives.
Country: England
As if Rex dropped this at 4am btw when everyone was dreaming. Wild choice.
Clrnc City is full of players that played before the leader of FC Suaga Ultras was born.
- Thread starter
- #195
Country: Wales
Got trapped at work drinks for ages
Didn’t get home until gone midnight and then just couldn’t stop writing it out…
pigge
#Pigge #Equality
Player:Martinelli
True Arsenal FC simInteresting my stupid team dominates every match but don't win. Sim hates me
- Thread starter
- #197
Country: Wales
Will say to everyone it sucks that there has to be losers because everyone has such good teams.
Everyone beat everyone in the ranking tournament and genuinely think anyone could have won it if they’d had a bit of luck.
A few of you asked for top scorers and assisters so hear those are…
What’s wild about this is that Samuel Eto’o put up one of the great wasted seasons for @Riou bagging 9 goals to come last but one.
Rumours abound in the Rioubok stadium that he’s looking for a big move at seasons end.
@Clrnc City’s Stoichkov banged them in though to easily win the golden boot so well done to him. Again mental how unlucky they got.
If you’re wondering why Steven Gerrard is near the top he put away a ridiculous 7 penalties for 4Juan6 Spartans in 22 games.
Not like @Juan Matas Beard to back a team with countless dodgy penalty decisions at all…
Everyone beat everyone in the ranking tournament and genuinely think anyone could have won it if they’d had a bit of luck.
A few of you asked for top scorers and assisters so hear those are…
What’s wild about this is that Samuel Eto’o put up one of the great wasted seasons for @Riou bagging 9 goals to come last but one.
Rumours abound in the Rioubok stadium that he’s looking for a big move at seasons end.
@Clrnc City’s Stoichkov banged them in though to easily win the golden boot so well done to him. Again mental how unlucky they got.
If you’re wondering why Steven Gerrard is near the top he put away a ridiculous 7 penalties for 4Juan6 Spartans in 22 games.
Not like @Juan Matas Beard to back a team with countless dodgy penalty decisions at all…
Country: Kosova
Player:Saka
Team Iftarsenal just like Arsenal of this season then, goals spread out evenly across the whole attacking quartet. Teamwork excellence instead of individual brilliance
- Thread starter
- #199
Country: Wales
Team Iftarsenal just like Arsenal of this season then, goals spread out evenly across the whole attacking quartet. Teamwork excellence instead of individual brilliance
Lot of goals off the bench for you through guys like Costa and Torres.
Had quite a lot of own goals for you as well
Country: England
Ffs did I pick the Al Nassr version of Cristiano or something. What has he even contributed?
I want Cris on penalties, get that scouse bastard away from this chart.
