Rocky
Swears he's not a Tottenham fan
I fabricated a Sp**s fan to deal with my deep issues and rage. I'm an utter deviant and a forum fascist. I invest in a football club and players who have nothing to do with me in an act of cowardly delusion. I pretend that the results of the club are important, so that I can compensate for my lack of achievements and ambitions toward anything worthwhile. I try to mitigate my pain by pretending that all other people have to be like me, have to support a football team and have ridiculously biased and entitled opinions on football like I do. Any rational discussion without bias constitutes a crime that I seek to stamp out with my pathetic attempts at forum bullying. I construct these imaginary conflicts to try to homogenise the forum. I seek to make every other forum user resemble me because I fear anything unfamiliar. In doing so I hope to feel better about myself and numb my self-loathing.
Glad to be of help. If trying to win internet battles you imagined in your own head is now your main source of satisfaction in life since the season has collapsed again. I'm glad you feel you've achieved something this season to numb the pain of watching the same season over and over again.
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