*The Arsenal-Mania Song Sheet Competition*

Discussion in 'Arsenal Talk' started by Anonymous, Sep 2, 2004.

  1. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Introducing... the Arsenal-Mania song competition...

    Go ahead and post entries that you think are good enough to be on the official Arsenal-Mania song sheet. Please keep it from being tacky - anything intelligent, witty and that sounds good is welcomed.

    We'll take a look at them and decide which ones will make it onto the sheet.

    Remember, Highbury needs you. It is time to get rid of the 'library' tag, and believe in our ability to construct songs and sing. We cannot let the club lead us to a dire state when they have to write song sheets for us, and introduce tacky fan days (with flags etc).

    Good luck, and remember to have fun making the things.

    That's me done, back to the Guvnor's original post.. :wink: ......

     
  2. Aussie

    Aussie New Member Elite

    We thought you were ****e, We were right
     
  3. Arnie

    Arnie New Member

    Good ideas lads, fans really hate to know their shi*

    If they sing who are ya after they go 1-0 up

    We should sing we r unbeatable.... we r immortal!!
     
  4. Arnie

    Arnie New Member

    or we r the champions
     
  5. RocktheCasbah

    RocktheCasbah New Member Elite

    I think the sing when we're losing song would be hilarious.

    I've suggested it before, but I we could nick QPR's version of Chelsea's Blue Flag song. It sounds really good when you get loads of people singing it.
     
  6. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    Yeh that sing when we are losing one is my fave too.

    song for chelsea:

    one prat went to buy, went to buy a duffer, one man and his cash, went to duffer.
    one prat went to buy, went to buy 2 duffers, one man and his cash, went to buy 2 duffers.
    one prat went to buy, went to buy 3 duffers, one man and his cash, went to buy 3 duffers.
    15 duffers later, u aint that much better, arsenal are the top, top team in england.

    (when done in tune to one man and his dog, it actually sounds good).
     
  7. KingReyes

    KingReyes New Member Trusted

    I like this song when its sung to the clubs challenging for the league. Mainly sung to Chelsea and Sp**s though who haven't won the league for so long..

    Shall we win, Shall we win, Shall we win the league for you!!!
    Shall we win the league for you!!!
     
  8. RocktheCasbah

    RocktheCasbah New Member Elite

    We'll follow our team
    We are the Arsenal we rule supreme
    We'll never be mastered by those
    By those Chelsea bastards
    We'll stick the blue flag up your arse
    Up your aaaaaarse
    Up your arse
    We'll stick the blue flag up your arse
    From Stamford Bridge to Wembley we'll stick the blue flag up your arse
     
  9. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    "have you ever touched a trophy, ever touched a trophy, have you ever touched a trophy"
     
  10. Sammer

    Sammer New Member Elite

    I´ll throw this one in again:

    Carefree wherever you may be,
    Chelsea ain’t got no history,
    Lampard’s fat the rest are queer and they haven’t won the League for forty-nine year
     
  11. Aussie

    Aussie New Member Elite

    Could this be made a sticky please.

    If you are worried about have to many sticky's clogging the forum up im sure you could get rid of a few of the stickys that have been there for ages.
     
  12. Rupert

    Rupert New Member

    I've been thinking of wayne rooney songs all week but I just cant piece together one containing all scouse stereotypes and him doing a loada whores, any ideas?

    Of course theres always

    HES FAT HES SCOUSE
    HES PROLLY ROBBER YOUR HOUSE
    WAYNE ROONEY!

    But thats so generic :|
     
  13. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    rooney ****s all whores
    he has lots of fun
    eating pies all day long
    hes fater than his mum

    :oops: (tune of Arsène wengers magic)

    how long since u ****ed a whore
    how long since u robbed a house
    how long since u ate a chocolate
    how long, are you injured for

    (these are getting worse)

    "what do you think of rooney, FAT
    what does rooney think of, WHORES"



    "hey, heyyy fatty, scouse scum,
    i wana knowwwww how long since u ****ed a whore"

    (hey yido's)

    wen he last played for england he lept cartwheels across the floor
    he was feeling kind of shagged out but the crowd yeld out for more
    as he jumped up to the hooker, he was about shag
    he was offered a large pie that he just had to have
    out robbing at night he saw another crawler
    wondered who could this man be? approaching abit closer
    it was fergy he was about to meet
    with a pen in hand he said "sign it lad" i'll make sure ur never sad.
    although he shouldnt he wasnt that pissed,
    he just had to ****
    the one person beckham could resist.

    (thats not a song but a poem i made up, also sounds good when read in the tune of the last fandango, which many of you i dont think will know).
     
  14. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest

    To Rooney - "you couldnt score in a brothel" etc etc

    To Chelsea - "**** off till you've won the league"
    "Carefree"
    "One man and his dog"
    "One team in London"
    "Champions" followed by
    "You'll never sing that song"

    To Spuds - see above. Also
    "You won the league in black and white"
    "71/2004"
    "We got Campbell/wheres you captain gone/hey yido"

    To mancs - "Have you ever won the league at Highbury"
     
  15. KoLo28

    KoLo28 New Member

    To Rooney - "you couldnt score in a brothel" etc etc

    lol :lol:

    The best way to get them back is just not to stop singing.
     
  16. Eastrek

    Eastrek New Member Trusted

    (to the tune of Chelsea got no history)

    Roooooney, where ever he may be
    shaggin a bird of 63
    him and coleen are history

    :-D

    needs improving...maybe another line before the last one
     
  17. Anonymous

    Anonymous Guest



    Roooooney, where ever you may be
    Shaggin a bird of 63,
    Up the rear, because youre really queer
    Now him and Coleen are history...


    *Picks up coat, walks out of the room, shuts the door*
     
  18. sebasvard

    sebasvard New Member

    I think Highbury should still spend a significant portion of each match singing anti-Sheringham songs. He is such a git that he deserves to be the target of some vitriol even though we may not play against him again.
     
  19. Eastrek

    Eastrek New Member Trusted

    :-D yeh thats better!
     
  20. torgrim

    torgrim New Member Elite

    And how can we ever forget the priceless "Posh-Spice takes it up the Arsenal". It's such a shame Becks went to Madrid.
     

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