Steven Nzonzi

[Mark Tobias]

He's a lot nearer 29 than he is 28. That's a fact.

But he's still 28. That's a fact.

 

[Mark Tobias]

How old is this guy?

A joke or you couldn't be bothered to read the thread.... Even this page of the thread.

 

[bingobob]

replacing Ramsey with Nzonzi doesn't seem right to me.Xhaka and Nzonzi both are pretty static; they'll just sit infront of defence.If we are looking for a backup we should get a proper CM not a CDM.I don't think we can play Xhaka and a DM together.

Ramsey isn't being replaced. He would have extra cover so that if he or Xhaka or missing someone of good quality can be brought in.

Us playing with two solid holders isn't the worst idea either.

 

[JHusMan]

I'd go with the 29 narrative just because he'd be here for the rest of this year.

 

[avalonhse]

Should end this discussion about 28 or 29.

Makelele came to Chelsea when he's already 30. Considerably best DM in PL of all time, so 29 does not matter.

 

[Marsal]

I would play him with Ramsey in central midfield. The only reason we are not talking about Xhaka's terrible performance against Leicester is that we somehow managed to win. In other news, with Holding Xhaka was our poorest footballer on the pitch.

 

[grunger]

I would play him with Ramsey in central midfield. The only reason we are not talking about Xhaka's terrible performance against Leicester is that we somehow managed to win. In other news, with Holding Xhaka was our poorest footballer on the pitch.

Can't see how you think Xhaka was the poorest, just check his stats, also assist for the 2 crucial goals.

 

[say yes]

But he's still 28. That's a fact.

Why am I not surprised that fractions are beyond you? The day after his birthday, he is no longer 28.

 

[Mark Tobias]

Why am I not surprised that fractions are beyond you? The day after his birthday, he is no longer 28.

Why am I not surprised you're being an outright cvnt again.

Right up until your 29th birthday, you are considered 28. Who the fvck ever says they are 28.444447?

 

[Preacher]

Twitter classic:

 

[tap-in]

Have their been any decent links for this player. I can only see the tabloids + Express.

 

[say yes]

Twitter classic:

@Mark Tobias

 

[A_G]

Have their been any decent links for this player.

None at all.

 

[Mark Tobias]

Have their been any decent links for this player. I can only see the tabloids + Express.

No, and thank god. @say yes (the fractions genius) has reminded us that he is not 28, he is in fact 28.66666666666666666666666667 years old. Which of course, MUST be rounded up to 29 (Or whichever age you think retirement should take place). Maybe we should sell Alexis too on the same logic.

 

[Mark Tobias]

@Mark Tobias

I can't even see that.

 

[A_G]

Why am I not surprised that fractions are beyond you? The day after his birthday, he is no longer 28.

My guy doubled down on his logic:

 

[pigge]

Twitter classic:

Ahahaha history repeat itself!

 

[Furious]

Twitter classic:

You ruined it by posting this ffs. @say yes was about to recreate a legend.

 

[say yes]

No, and thank god. @say yes (the fractions genius) has reminded us that he is not 28, he is in fact 28.66666666666666666666666667 years old. Which of course, MUST be rounded up to 29 (Or whichever age you think retirement should take place). Maybe we should sell Alexis too on the same logic.

Perhaps if you had paid more attention in maths lessons? You might remember "round up or down to the nearest whole number"

 

[HollandGooner]

I dont think we need him tbf.