Ash10
Chairman of the Bum Brigade
Wtf did I just readYeah, a 'sorry' always works
My Missus came home from a week-end away with the girls on Monday morning.
She seemed a bit upset.
I sat her down and asked her what was wrong.
She said the bukkake party that they attended had got out of hand.
There were strict guidelines, and it was understood that there would be a 10 - 1 ratio of men to women.
Sadly that was a miss-print and it turned out to be 100 men to 1 woman.
I kissed her gently on the lips
"would you like a cup of tea love?"
"yes please, darling. Make it 3 sugars this time"
I trundled off to the kitchen, safe in the knowledge that she had learned her lesson and that our relationship would only get stronger
I love her so much <3