Win PL: Arsenal 3 - 1 Manchester United | Saturday 23rd April | KO: 12:30 BST | BT Sports

Scenes as Ralf goes out for a drive tonight thinking about Slabhead Maguire vs a hungry Eddie “my name is my name” Nketiah:



The United players are in high spirits after seeing Ronaldo return to training that’s until they look at the team sheet and see Rob Holdini retaining his spot in defence, all their heads go down and Sancho decides to do the right thing then opts to upload his famous comp:



Likewise PRashford has enough time to draft up his post match apology before kickoff, that he hopes will get him an OBE and a chance to run as his local MP since he’s been deprived of goals:

Run it back

 

[Tir Na Nog]

If we played like this constantly against the lesser sides you'd be worried, but I'm totally fine with these types of games against our rivals.

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

Guy woke up in morning and say that and it happened ffs

 

[bastun]

Called it ot wednesday that granit will have a masterclass today.

 

[Tir Na Nog]

 

[MikeVinna]

I’ve missed both this and the Chelsea match. You guys understand I’m not watching us again until we lose right?

 

[Red London]

Loool I love how culture is a massive topic in football right now across Sky BT etc with people like Neville Rio etc but I was told by certain members on here that it didn’t exist last year…

 

[Mrs Bergkamp]

Bergkamp looks like a bus driver ffs

Arteta probably needed a bigger bus anyway but who better to stop Mikel from throwing players under it? A shimmy in the car park and Bergkamp drives away.

 

[rockofcashel]

If Sp**s beat Brentford I might put my foot through the telly... they are being absolutely outplayed here but Brentford can't score

 

[Mrs Bergkamp]

I’ve missed both this and the Chelsea match. You guys understand I’m not watching us again until we lose right?

Same here. I record and watch later as my phone gives me the so far, wonderful news.

 

[Legend14]

Sp**s helping us. Appreciate that.

 

[Rasmi]

Jesus look at United forum. They are so bitter. They really hate Arteta and they take any praise he get personally lol. So salty lol

 

[Batman]

Bergkamp looks like a bus driver ffs

Poor bugger's aged quite a bit since learning his daughter would marry a bench warmer.

 

[Batman]

Cedric first half or Tavares second half.

Who was worse?

Cedric. Tavares at least has the excuse of youth. Cedric is just absolute dross.

 

[A_G]

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

How many times Ray drink a day this guy unreal .

 

[Uncle Good-Advice]

How many times Ray drink a day this guy unreal .

We need more guys like him in our team!

 

[Erlis]

I was reading the Arsenal Quotes part, and remembered an interview with Wenger saying that football (when winning) makes people happy around the world or something similar. And he was right as usual. Todays win changed my day entirely. Well done!

 

[Malky]

Buddy a fusion of Klopp, Conte and Simeone wouldn't be able to fix a defense with Nuno and Cedric on ffs.

They're both Arteta signings though.

 

[Riou]