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The Arsenal Off the Pitch and Bantz Thread

James Bond

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For the love of God that Rob Holding one is gonna give me nightmares. AMN and Lich def the types to get into a fight outside the crack den. Hector pretty hot ngl.

Granitia, Eerin, Alexa, and Alexandria though...


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Also hopefully Lichtsteiner doesnt have a sister in real life. :lol:
 
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dashsnow17

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https://www.arsenal.com/news/3mw-battery-power-emirates-stadium

Minister for the Department of Business, Energy and Industry Strategy, Claire Perry said: “The UK is certainly not being left back on the bench, with Arsenal truly moving the goal posts when it comes to energy efficiency at Emirates Stadium. This project scores the hat-trick of tackling peak prices and storing clean energy, with the goal of selling back energy to the grid at peak times. A more flexible energy grid could save the UK billions and this kind of cutting-edge technology shows companies the potential of being part of the beautiful game of smarter energy systems.”

This is a contender for my fave paragraph of all time. Convinced it was written by an aide who just wanted to see how many football phrases he could crowbar in before it got truly ridiculous. I can see the smirk all the way from here.
 

Tosker

Does Not Hate Foreigners
https://www.arsenal.com/news/3mw-battery-power-emirates-stadium

Minister for the Department of Business, Energy and Industry Strategy, Claire Perry said: “The UK is certainly not being left back on the bench, with Arsenal truly moving the goal posts when it comes to energy efficiency at Emirates Stadium. This project scores the hat-trick of tackling peak prices and storing clean energy, with the goal of selling back energy to the grid at peak times. A more flexible energy grid could save the UK billions and this kind of cutting-edge technology shows companies the potential of being part of the beautiful game of smarter energy systems.”

This is a contender for my fave paragraph of all time. Convinced it was written by an aide who just wanted to see how many football phrases he could crowbar in before it got truly ridiculous. I can see the smirk all the way from here.
I hope you're not suggesting a woman couldn't write such a paragraph - or that an aide to a female minister must be a man

It's 2019, you know
 

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