The Fighting **** & Glory Glory Go Into Meltdown

[Rex Stone]

Sp**s fans

"Good result for us"

"Good result for the chasing pack"

You’ve just shipped two goals to a team that hadn’t scored in over 180 minutes of football and it could have been four.

Only natural the title is back on

 

[Ash10]

A team that gets outplayed by Sean Dyche's team has a fanbase that thinks they'll beat us by 3 or more goals. What a world to live in

 

[Batman]

I feel that if I could show Republicans the average Tottenham supporter, I could get them to agree to abortion rights.

 

[Malky]

“ Saliba and VVD dropping clangers while Micky Van der Mouse is recording top sprint speed scores?

Our boy may just be clear.”

Any other fanbase I’d think this is a joke but with these losers….

 

[Sapient Hawk]

Sp**s fans

"Good result for us"

"Good result for the chasing pack"

How, in the name of all that is good & decent, is this a good result for them?

Unless I missed something, they're still diabolically sh*t

 

[Sapient Hawk]

“ Saliba and VVD dropping clangers while Micky Van der Mouse is recording top sprint speed scores?

Our boy may just be clear.”

Any other fanbase I’d think this is a joke but with these losers….

Anyone with a functioning brain that thinks Romero/Van De Ven is playing the same sport Saliba/Magalhães are probably watch football only when that pub game, snooker, isn't on.

 

[Haphazard]

Sp**s fans

"Good result for us"

"Good result for the chasing pack"

They genuinely make me laugh the only reason their club is relevant is because they are Arsenal's rival that's it, they literally have no major achievements to speak of.

 

[Sapient Hawk]

They genuinely make me laugh the only reason their club is relevant is because they are Arsenal's rival that's it, they literally have no major achievements to speak of.

If it isn't being charitable by offering 3 points to clubs down on their luck, it's lending a little of our gloss to the browbeaten filth next door.

Our class as a club truly knows no bounds. It brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it

 

[Paperino]

A team that gets outplayed by Sean Dyche's team has a fanbase that thinks they'll beat us by 3 or more goals. What a world to live in

This is some terrible jinxing.

 

[Oxeki]

Seems a bit weird to be rooting for the Hammers and the Mancs today but ****ing come on!

Could be a glorious footballing weekend...

(Totally agree about that Woolwich bench - looks bloody atrocious for what are supposedly the champions elect)

No way am I tuning in to a guaranteed Woolwich win.

I don't know how yous do it

I’m still furious we lost to this West Ham team. They’re so limited.

When are refs going to start booking that screaming, diving little ***** Saka.

He is by far the biggest diver in the league

Set piece FC

Looks like a West Ham rollover today

Turned it on 5 mins ago & already they score. I guess it was too much to ask the hammers to do something they not done in 99 years!
Annoying they just won’t go away.
Turned it back off. Can’t be arsed watching them win. If things change I will return!

Ward-prowse free kick

They bend over for Woolwich every year.

The only way woolwich can score is corners and set pieces. and by fouling the keeper.

They are Sam Allardyce Bolton

**** me this is appalling from West Ham. It should be about 5 nil already

Alan Smith willing the onside decision

******

How’s this taking so long it’s obvious the **** is onside.

6 pens this season. Bloody hell

Surely that’s clearly onside. Why are they checking that

West Ham implosion Woolwich

Sakas face really pisses me off. ****

West Ham are ****ing pathetic, they only get up for their cup final against us.

Saka chewing some gum like he thinks a badass

What a ******

Well that's quite enough of that.

Missed the first half hour, switched on to see the first, went out for a snout and come back in to see the penalty.

West Ham are being battered.

****ing hell West Ham this is embarrassing.

Ffs have some dignity at least west ham.

Putting the porn back on

West Ham deserve to be relegated for this first half alone

West ****ing sham.

What is even the point of West ham post-Upton Park?

We lost to these ****s at home.

Team should have been docked a week’s wages.

Lol **** off Wet Spam. Tossers.

We're gonna have to beat **** on our patch.

it's done now so spammers might as well lose by 8 tbh.

Ah well. May as well see a 10-0 West Ham home defeat, then

At least we can laugh at West Ham I guess.

Talk about rolling over. It’s one thing playing badly, but Spammers are actually allowing Woolwich to take the piss.

How the actual **** did we lose to this ****e.....At home ffs

If it was West Ham vs Sp**s, somehow I don’t think West Ham would be this terrible

And some West Ham fans had the audacity to claim that they've overtaken us, because they won the mickey mouse invitational european losers cup last year, which also occurred during our worst season in ages.

****ing mugs.

Just seen the score and the ****ing shocking goals. Thanks a bunch Spammers you useless ****s

Do you think Woolwich fans would be worried about us winning the league if we were currently 3rd?

West Ham really really poor. Can't really judge Woolwich on this.

 

[blaze_of_glory]

We seem to play a lot of “really really poor” teams these days.

 

[dino bravo]

We seem to play a lot of “really really poor” teams these days.

Lucky that Liverpool were 'really poor' the week before too?

 

[Sapient Hawk]

We seem to play a lot of “really really poor” teams these days.

There's an apt term for the situation you're describing that I'm loathe to use. I'm sure you know which one I'm alluding to

 

[Sapient Hawk]

You won't.


I'm sure his heart is bleeding as we speak.



That's enough creative fan-fiction for one afternoon.



Who the f*ck are you shameless tw*ts to be mocking anyone's trophy cabinet?!!

 

[Batman]

Those halfwits have employed the Flipper of South Korea for years and have the audacity to speak about Saka diving. When Saka breaks someone's leg and then cries like he was the victim, speak. Saka had more silverware before he was 19 than the Spuds in the last 15 years. Hold that.

 

[SA Gunner]

We seem to play a lot of “really really poor” teams these days.

Yup, everyone is having an off day when they play Arsenal, and excited to gift us goals all of a sudden.

Imagine the mental gymnastics if they gift us goals at their ****hole, and have one of those common off days they see from other teams.

 

[Sapient Hawk]

Yup, everyone is having an off day when they play Arsenal, and excited to gift us goals all of a sudden.

Imagine the mental gymnastics if they gift us goals at their ****hole, and have one of those common off days they see from other teams.

They won't have to.

Such will be our ferocity that, imn the immortal words of Pinhead...



Not your soul exactly but you get the gist

 

[ArsenesCoatMaker]

It's hilarious that they hate on Saka so hard. All his England teammates from other clubs literally love the lad. It just makes them look like ridiculously jealous old men who shout at clouds

 

[SuperGoon]

It's hilarious that they hate on Saka so hard. All his England teammates from other clubs literally love the lad. It just makes them look like ridiculously jealous old men who shout at clouds

Don't think anyone has anything bad to say about Saka. I'd be surprised if he pissed anyone off in his entire life.

Besides racists.

 

[dino bravo]

Football is tribal, it's fine that they 'hate' our players. I detest Son the snidey little cry baby ****, but most neutrals love him.