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EPL: Arsenal v West Brom - 21/4/16, 19:45

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Aevi

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Ramsey-Elneny heatmap

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They absolutely dominated the midfield :eek:
 

Yousif Arsenal

On Vinai's payroll & misses 4th place trophy 🏆
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They only have to watch him for a few games this summer. They should try watching him for 4 seasons in a row. :lol:
lol i know but such important competition it's at their country and also they are heavy fav, things gonna get ugly for Giroud if he perform badly.
 

Jury

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Ramsey-Elneny heatmap

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They absolutely dominated the midfield :eek:
I dont get it... Ramsey made lots of forward runs and touched the ball in and around their box in both halves... yet no indication of that on the map!
 

Aevi

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I dont get it... Ramsey made lots of forward runs and touched the ball in and around their box in both halves... yet no indication of that on the map!
It's light blue, very faint. Probably because he didn't make that many, and not in one concentrated are of the final third.
 

Vinci

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It's interesting how this 'banner' speaks volumes about the guy. Obviously he hadn't planned on doing it, last-minute job after he had a few beers. He got a bit overconfident and he thought to how himself: today I want to be heard and for good measure I'm going to be controversial too. This clearly points to a traumatic experience in childhood, when he spoke up and was turned down and laughed at by everyone. My best guess would be when he wanted to join the other kids for a game of football after school and finally had enough courage to ask them to join. This didn't end well and since he has never stood up for himself or voiced his opinion, rather he just goes with what everyone else is saying and doing. This is also the reason he ended up taking over his dad's butcher shop, even though he is afraid of dead meat and had to give up his dream of being a country singer and an erotic masseur. His two older brothers both turned down the shop, followed their dream and became rich and successful. Something that still stings him to this day, which is evident in the red paper that is used. Tough and angry and altogether a bit sad too, innit.

Anyway, he starts making the banner, the 'C' is strong and clean, he was high on adrenaline at this time. As he draws the 'O' it's very clear that he got nervous and went back to this traumatic childhood experience. Very poor shape, but after a little breather he tried to correct the top of the letter to make it look a little better. He has another beer and talks himself up, which leads to him drawing the remaining two letters on the top line. Not a strong finish, but overall decentish. At this time it's clear that something else happened. I have a strong presumption he somehow got reminded of his brothers, either because his eye caught a picture of them or he saw his mothers plastic necklace, that he inherited, while his brothers divided the other jewelry amongst them, estimated to be worth over five figures. This scar on his soul leads him to draw the strongest part of his masterpiece, the exclamation point. Strong, straight and a lovely dot at the bottom. Just the way he likes his women too. After drawing this, he deems himself worthy of a little break.

After his microwave dinner and another beer, he returns to the drawing board. His sharp eye notices a vast emptiness on the paper. He knows this is important, he has to come up with something controversial. Next to his masterpiece on his desk, a week old Daily Mirror. He flips through the sticky pages until he comes across an article suggesting that Wenger's time is up at Arsenal. Wow, he thinks to himself, if it's in the paper it must be true, but if I say the exact opposite... now that would controversial! A true eureka moment. A true sticky mess in his pants.

Back to the banner, he feels a centered approach for the word 'ONE' is the way to go, a bold choice, which works out badly he was to find out moments later. Still going strong he is determined to show his support for Arsène and quickly scribbles the name on the paper. Then the W-E-N... ****! Running out of space. This moment is absolutely crucial, this is the moment where men are divided from boys and guinea pigs. Finish the job or be doomed to limbo forever and ever. He stands up, walks to the kitchen and stares out of the window. 'What do I do?', he screams in agony. 'If there is a god, give me a sign, I'm lost!' But nothing.

His hand slowly moves towards a kitchen knife – when suddenly a miracle! The birds outside are chirping to him. He can't quite make it out, but they are definitely trying to tell him something. Skeet. What? Skweeet. Huh? Swkeeett. Sqeeeh! I don't ****ing understand. Squeeeesh! Squeeeze! Hallelujah, that's it, he yells! Squeeze the letters together to make it fit! He skips back to his banner and finishes it by adding the last three letters... G-E-R. Done! It may not be pretty, but it's done.

With a bird on his shoulder he goes to the game. Just wait for the right moment to show my banner he thinks to himself. Perhaps when we're trailing, for extra effect. Alas, this wasn't meant to be, but a man reborn he proudly flashes his banner for a whole five minutes. Evident from the picture provided above.

Glorious. An absolute glorious day. He returns home, slips into his pyjamas and has dreams sweet, oh so sweet.
 
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Rex Stone

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It's interesting how this 'banner' speaks volumes about the guy. Obviously he hadn't planned on doing it, last-minute job after he had a few beers. He got a bit overconfident and he thought to how himself: today I want to be heard and for good measure I'm going to be controversial too. This clearly points to a dramatic experience in childhood, when he spoke up and was turned down and laughed at by everyone. My best guess would be when he wanted to join the other kids for a game of football after school and finally had enough courage to ask them to join. This didn't end well and since he has never stood up for himself or voiced his opinion, rather he just goes with what everyone else is saying and doing. This is also the reason he ended up taking over his dad's butcher shop, even though he is afraid of dead meat and had to give up his dream of being a country singer and an erotic masseur. His two older brothers both turned down the shop, followed their dream and became rich and successful. Something that still stings him to this day, which is evident in the red paper that is used. Tough and angry and altogether a bit sad too, innit.

Anyway, he starts making the banner, the 'C' is strong and clean, he was high on adrenaline at this time. As he draws the 'O' it's very clear that he got nervous and went back this dramatic childhood experience. Very poor shape, but after a little breather he tried to correct the top of the letter to make it look a little better. He has another beer and talks himself up, which leads to him drawing the remaining two letters on the top line. Not a strong finish, but overall decentish. At this time it's clear that something else happened. I have a strong presumption he somehow got reminded of his brothers, either because his eye caught a picture of them or he saw his mothers plastic necklace, that he inherited, while his brothers divided the other jewelry amongst them, estimated to be worth over five figures. This scar on his soul leads him to draw the strongest part of his masterpiece, the exclamation point. Strong, straight and a lovely dot at the bottom. Just the way he likes his women too. After drawing this, he deems himself worthy of a little break.

After his microwave dinner and another beer, he returns to the drawing board. His sharp eye notices a vast emptiness on the paper. He knows this is important, he has to come up with something controversial. Next to his masterpiece on his desk, a week old Daily Mirror. He flips through the sticky pages until he comes across an article suggesting that Wenger's time is up at Arsenal. Wow, he thinks to himself, if it's in the paper it must be true, but if I say the exact opposite... now that would controversial! A true eureka moment. A true sticky mess in his pants.

Back to the banner, he feels a centered approach for the word 'ONE' is the way to go, a bold choice, which works out badly he was to find out moments later. Still going strong he is determined to show his support for Arsène and quickly scribbles the name on the paper. Then the W-E-N... ****! Running out of space. This moment is absolutely crucial, this is the moment where men are divided from boys and guinea pigs. Finish the job or be doomed to limbo forever and ever. He stands up, walks to kitchen and stares out of the window. 'What do I do?', he screams in agony. 'If there is a god, give me a sign, I'm lost!' But nothing.

His hand slowly moves towards a kitchen knife – when suddenly a miracle! The birds outside are chirping to him. He can't quite make it out, but they are definitely trying to tell him something. Skeet. What? Skweeet. Huh? Swkeeett. Sqeeeh! I don't ****ing understand. Squeeeesh! Squeeeze! Hallelujah, that's it, he yells! Squeeze the letters together to make it fit! He skips back to his banner and finishes it by adding the last three letters... G-E-R. Done! It may not be pretty, but it's done.

With a bird on his shoulder he goes to the game. Just wait for the right moment to show my banner he thinks to himself. Perhaps when we're trailing, for extra effect. Alas, this wasn't meant to be, but a man reborn he proudly flashes his banner for a whole five minutes. Evident from the picture provided above.

Glorious. An absolute glorious day. He returns home, slips into his pyjamas and has dreams sweet, oh so sweet.

Brilliant :lol:

Taken him apart there!
 

Aevi

Hale End FC
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I have a strong presumption he somehow got reminded of his brothers, either because his eye caught a picture of them or he saw his mothers plastic necklace, that he inherited, while his brothers divided the other jewelry amongst them, estimated to be worth over five figures. This scar on his soul leads him to draw the strongest part of his masterpiece, the exclamation point. Strong, straight and a lovely dot at the bottom. Just the way he likes his women too. After drawing this, he deems himself worthy of a little break.

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So @GDeep™ is one of his brothers... which means... he's a ginger! :eek:
 
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