✍️ OFFICIAL Gabriel Jesus

[pigge]

Just because? What?!

This is whats happening.
"We need a striker"
"Gabriel for 50mil is a good price"
Then i said "just because we need a striker, we shouldnt buy someone for a bad price, jesus is not worth the tag"
Now since you dont understand the concept of "just because".
i'll explain it:
If you want candy, but there are only candy that will not satisfy your sweeth tooth, but you dont like the candy. Then you would've just bought candy because you want candy, but it's not actually good candy, and you'll regret spending money on candy you didnt actually like.
"You shouldn't buy a player just because". If you still dont get it ask your mom or uncle

 

[Rasmi]

Every signing is an Arteta signing, he’s the manager, not coach. He has full power of first team duties.

True, Edu is his water boy basically.

 

[drippin]

This is whats happening.
"We need a striker"
"Gabriel for 50mil is a good price"
Then i said "just because we need a striker, we shouldnt buy someone for a bad price, jesus is not worth the tag"
Now since you dont understand the concept of "just because".
i'll explain it:
If you want candy, but there are only candy that will not satisfy your sweeth tooth, but you dont like the candy. Then you would've just bought candy because you want candy, but it's not actually good candy, and you'll regret spending money on candy you didnt actually like.
"You shouldn't buy a player just because". If you still dont get it ask your mom or uncle

Jesus for 50 million saves us 50 million that the other proper strikers would cost, and he is a proven EPL winner.

That 50 million goes a long way to improve our overall squad.

 

[ArsenalInMyHeart]

 

[Rasmi]

Jesus for 50 million saves us 50 million that the other proper strikers would cost, and he is a proven EPL winner.

That 50 million goes a long way to improve our overall squad.

I rather have Osimhen for 70 than Jesus for 50. He is a good player. But we need a goalscorer. And I don’t think he is a great scorer

 

[Heskey]

Just as I thought... Edu pull >>> Arteta pull.

@Heskey time to break out that gif from 2005, of Edu sending Mikel flying in the air at Highbury

 

[Nunowoolmez]

This is whats happening.
"We need a striker"
"Gabriel for 50mil is a good price"
Then i said "just because we need a striker, we shouldnt buy someone for a bad price, jesus is not worth the tag"
Now since you dont understand the concept of "just because".
i'll explain it:
If you want candy, but there are only candy that will not satisfy your sweeth tooth, but you dont like the candy. Then you would've just bought candy because you want candy, but it's not actually good candy, and you'll regret spending money on candy you didnt actually like.
"You shouldn't buy a player just because". If you still dont get it ask your mom or uncle

This made me laugh, excellent analogy...

For what it's worth I think Jesus has a lot of qualities & will really prosper being the main man. I see elements of Auba & Laca in his game. Reckon hes one of those players who's game is best when played consistently.

 

[Entropics]

I rather have Osimhen for 70 than Jesus for 50. He is a good player. But we need a goalscorer. And I don’t think he is a great scorer

We don't need a goal scorer, we need to play better football.

Arteta's football reduced a world class goalscorer and a pretty decent one into pretty much jokes, if we don't improve the same will happen to Jesus, Osimhen or whoever.

 

[Arson Finger]

Announce Gabriel Jesus!

 

[Jury]

This is whats happening.
"We need a striker"
"Gabriel for 50mil is a good price"
Then i said "just because we need a striker, we shouldnt buy someone for a bad price, jesus is not worth the tag"
Now since you dont understand the concept of "just because".
i'll explain it:
If you want candy, but there are only candy that will not satisfy your sweeth tooth, but you dont like the candy. Then you would've just bought candy because you want candy, but it's not actually good candy, and you'll regret spending money on candy you didnt actually like.
"You shouldn't buy a player just because". If you still dont get it ask your mom or uncle

Well that went on way too long. Sorry, I’m still laughing You’re an advocate of going into a season with just Eddie as the only striker at the club because you believe Jesus isn’t good enough or what we need. As for the rest, I suggest you relax lad. Don’t be mentioning family just because you’re out of arms reach. It’s poor form.

 

[Xln]

Well that went on way too long. Sorry, I’m still laughing You’re an advocate of going into a season with just Eddie as the only striker at the club because you believe Jesus isn’t good enough or what we need. As for the rest, I suggest you relax lad. Don’t be mentioning family just because you’re out of arms reach. It’s poor form.

Can I be your uncle and explain you pleaaaaseee?

 

[Jury]

We don't need a goal scorer, we need to play better football.

We played great football under Wenger but always relied on a goal scorer despite having better players than we have now chipping in… And we still ended up with nothing a lot of the time. We’d be lucky to score 40 goals in the league if we don’t sign a goal scorer. We have literally nobody we can rely on.

 

[Jury]

Can I be your uncle and explain you pleaaaaseee?

Pls hesplain me

 

[Nunowoolmez]

We don't need a goal scorer, we need to play better football.

Arteta's football reduced a world class goalscorer and a pretty decent one into pretty much jokes, if we don't improve the same will happen to Jesus, Osimhen or whoever.

Umm, yes, we do need a goal scorer. Goals win games & we don't score nearly enough of em!

Strikers are generally the guys scoring the goals, & we only have Eddie, who was a last resort option who has suddenly become Mr 5 year deal..

 

[Rimaal]

What's going on?

 

[drippin]

We don't need a goal scorer

 

[Nunowoolmez]

What's going on?

Eddie is our saviour.

 

[Mrs Bergkamp]

I've reservations over Jesus and can't decide whether we're better off with him or Scamacca. I like the profile of the latter better but don't know how that will translate to the PL.

 

[14Henry]

This is whats happening.
"We need a striker"
"Gabriel for 50mil is a good price"
Then i said "just because we need a striker, we shouldnt buy someone for a bad price, jesus is not worth the tag"
Now since you dont understand the concept of "just because".
i'll explain it:
If you want candy, but there are only candy that will not satisfy your sweeth tooth, but you dont like the candy. Then you would've just bought candy because you want candy, but it's not actually good candy, and you'll regret spending money on candy you didnt actually like.
"You shouldn't buy a player just because". If you still dont get it ask your mom or uncle

Mate where we come from we say "half a loaf is better than no bread". At the minute we have no bread with only Eddie as a striker. Jesus may not be the Haaland or Mbappe that some clueless fans wants but it is the half loaf we may just need.

 

[Jury]

Mate where we come from we say "half a loaf is better than no bread". At the minute we have no bread with only Eddie as a striker. Jesus may not be the Haaland or Mbappe that some clueless fans wants but it is the half loaf we may just need.

A better idea would be to ask FIFA to give us special dispensation to play 11 outfield players. Playing a GK seems a bit of waste really. Wouldn't want to play one 'just because', like.